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Pet Portraits

So many of us are mere, adoring slaves to our furry overlords. I’m sure I don’t speak just for myself when I declare myself downright helpless to their cute antics- not to mention our susceptibility to their eye contact telepathy. We are at their mercy. And this is why you, as the subservient, doting butler/companion, need to commission a portrait of their glory. Not only will it fill you with joy, but the idolatry will please your overlord immensely.

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